People Are Adding "And Then The Murders Began" To Opening Lines Of Books And It's Hilarious

*Whispers* "And then the murders began" (H/T: Bored Panda)

The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe

Random House / Via Twitter: @TJF588

—@TJF588

Horton Hears A Who

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—Jessica Szucki

Fifty Shades of Grey

Vintage Books / Via boredpanda.com

—Meaghan Wooters

Universal

Charlotte's Web

Harper & Brothers / Via Twitter: @TrevorSRines

—@TrevorSRines

Winnie-the-Pooh

Methuen & Co. / Via Twitter: @damonayoung

—@Damonayoung

Disney

To Kill A Mockingbird

J. B. Lippincott & Co. / Via boredpanda.com

—Jane Grainger

Living History

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—Robert MacLanders

ABC

Goodnight Moon

Harper & Row / Via boredpanda.com

—Tamara Solum

Little Women

Signet / Via boredpanda.com

—Aitch Ledger

1984

Secker & Warburg / Via boredpanda.com

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Little, Brown / Via Twitter: @KyleTreasure

—@KyleTreasure

Warner Bros.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Putnam / Via Twitter: @Scranshums

—@Scranshums

Across the Universe

Penguin / Via boredpanda.com

—Alexandrianna the Non-Human

The Cat in the Hat

Random House / Via Twitter: @Social_CHAN_ge

—@Social_Chan_ge

Universal