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    People Are Adding "And Then The Murders Began" To Opening Lines Of Books And It's Hilarious

    *Whispers* "And then the murders began" (H/T: Bored Panda)

    The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe

    Random House / Via Twitter: @TJF588


    Horton Hears A Who

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    Fifty Shades of Grey

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    Charlotte's Web

    Harper & Brothers / Via Twitter: @TrevorSRines


    Methuen & Co. / Via Twitter: @damonayoung

    To Kill A Mockingbird

    J. B. Lippincott & Co. / Via

    Living History

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    Goodnight Moon

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    Little Women

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    Secker & Warburg / Via

    Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

    Little, Brown / Via Twitter: @KyleTreasure
    Warner Bros.

    The Very Hungry Caterpillar

    Across the Universe

    The Cat in the Hat


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