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    People Are Adding "And Then The Murders Began" To Opening Lines Of Books And It's Hilarious

    *Whispers* "And then the murders began" (H/T: Bored Panda)

    The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe

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    @TJF588

    Horton Hears A Who

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    Fifty Shades of Grey

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    Universal

    Charlotte's Web

    Harper & Brothers / Via Twitter: @TrevorSRines

    Winnie-the-Pooh

    Methuen & Co. / Via Twitter: @damonayoung
    Disney

    To Kill A Mockingbird

    J. B. Lippincott & Co. / Via boredpanda.com

    Living History

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    ABC

    Goodnight Moon

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    Little Women

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    1984

    Secker & Warburg / Via boredpanda.com

    Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

    Little, Brown / Via Twitter: @KyleTreasure
    Warner Bros.

    The Very Hungry Caterpillar

    Across the Universe

    The Cat in the Hat

    Universal

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