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People Are Adding "And Then The Murders Began" To Opening Lines Of Books And It's Hilarious

*Whispers* "And then the murders began" (H/T: Bored Panda)

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The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe

—@TJF588
Random House / Via Twitter: @TJF588

@TJF588

Horton Hears A Who

—Jessica Szucki
Random House / Via boredpanda.com

Fifty Shades of Grey

—Meaghan Wooters
Vintage Books / Via boredpanda.com
Universal

Charlotte's Web

—@TrevorSRines
Harper & Brothers / Via Twitter: @TrevorSRines

Winnie-the-Pooh

—@Damonayoung
Methuen & Co. / Via Twitter: @damonayoung
Disney

To Kill A Mockingbird

—Jane Grainger
J. B. Lippincott & Co. / Via boredpanda.com

Living History

—Robert MacLanders
Scribner / Via boredpanda.com
ABC

Goodnight Moon

—Tamara Solum
Harper & Row / Via boredpanda.com

Little Women

—Aitch Ledger
Signet / Via boredpanda.com

1984

Secker & Warburg / Via boredpanda.com

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

—@KyleTreasure
Little, Brown / Via Twitter: @KyleTreasure
Warner Bros.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

—@Scranshums

Across the Universe

—Alexandrianna the Non-Human

The Cat in the Hat

—@Social_Chan_ge
Universal