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People Are Adding "And Then The Murders Began" To Opening Lines Of Books And It's Hilarious

*Whispers* "And then the murders began" (H/T: Bored Panda)

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The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe

Random House / Via Twitter: @TJF588


Horton Hears A Who

—Jessica Szucki
Random House / Via

Fifty Shades of Grey

—Meaghan Wooters
Vintage Books / Via

Charlotte's Web

Harper & Brothers / Via Twitter: @TrevorSRines


Methuen & Co. / Via Twitter: @damonayoung

To Kill A Mockingbird

—Jane Grainger
J. B. Lippincott & Co. / Via

Living History

—Robert MacLanders
Scribner / Via

Goodnight Moon

—Tamara Solum
Harper & Row / Via

Little Women

—Aitch Ledger
Signet / Via


Secker & Warburg / Via

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Little, Brown / Via Twitter: @KyleTreasure
Warner Bros.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar


Across the Universe

—Alexandrianna the Non-Human

The Cat in the Hat