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30 Lucrative Occupations For Hedgehogs
Is your hedgehog not paying his share of household finances? Put him to work! Here are some of the best options available.
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Bachelor Party Stripper-in-a-Box
Hilariously Inappropriate Coffee Mug Designer
Professional Bottle Opener
Marshmallow Storage Rack
Professionally Sponsored Halo Player
Jack-O-Lantern Candle Installation Technician
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Arboriculturalist and Tree Surgeon
Produce Desiccation Agent
Marine Salinity Researcher
Diesel and Heavy Duty Truck Mechanic
Aquatic Adventure Tour Guide
Boy Scout Troop Leader
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Reality Television House Flipper
Competitive Skateboard Champion
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