20 Hilariously Wrong Knock-Offs Of Famous Brand Names

Brand names, schmand names. These products are just as good, you hear? How could they not be?

1. Not Peanut M&M's...

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But Peanut S&M's...

2. Not Starbucks Coffee...

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But Star F*cks Coffee.

3. Not Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

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But Joens Danhse Tenderness Whiskey.

4. Not a Sony Playstation controller...

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But a Fony Playstation controller. Aptly named, by the way.

5. Not a Disney Princess/Barbie Phone...

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But a Blandness Girl phone. Note the "Benign Girl" with the Barbie imagery on the phone itself.

6. Not a Nintendo Wii...

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But a WiWi.

7. Not Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers...

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But Mighty Mutant Power Turtles.

8. Not Johnnie Walker's Red Label Scotch...

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But Johnnie Worker's Red Labial Scotch.

9. Not Darth Vader from Star Wars....

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But Darth Vader from Star Knight. Riding a police scooter, no less.

10. Not Superman...

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But SOUPerman.

11. Not a Harry Potter backpack...

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But a Harry Potter/Sonic the Hedgehog/Obama backpack. Same thing.

12. Not Arm & Hammer...

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But Arm & Hatchet.

13. Not Google...

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Well actually, Google. But in toilet paper form.

14. Not My Little Pony...

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But Demon Donkey.

15. Not Puma...

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But Pimp.

16. Not "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"....

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But "Unbelievable, this is not butter!"

17. Not Dolce & Gabbana...

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But Dolce & Banana.

18. Not Oreo Cookies...

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But Borios.

19. Not Google...

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But Googirls.

20. Not Transformers or Converse Sneakers...

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But a "Conversion" sneaker robot.