1. Dressing up to go to the store. Imax Tree / Via stylebistro.com Russians, especially Russians living in cities, love dressing up. For example, a nice dress and some heels are perfect attire for a casual walk. 2. Sitting down for a minute before heading on a trip. artistryofman.blogspot.com Once the suitcase is packed, most Russians will typically pause and sit quietly for a minute before leaving. 3. Making really long and complicated toasts. New Line Cinema / Via google.com Only the laziest of the laziest of Russians will make a toast of “To health” or something short like that. Seriously. Expect to hear anecdotes and too much reading into them. 4. Telling anecdotes as often as possible. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CBS / Via mashable.com They might be in the middle of telling a story and then say, with relish, “And, you know, this reminds me of an anecdote…” and then proceed to tell it, even if it’s completely irrelevant. 5. Congratulating one another on getting out of a shower or sauna. NBC / Via funnyjunk.com They say, “S lyogkim parom!” (Basically, “Congratulations on a light steam.”) 6. Answering “how are you?” honestly and fully. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Netflix / Via m.tickld.com How are you?” in Russian demands an actual answer, not just “Great, thanks!” 7. Not smiling at strangers. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Paramount Pictures / Via weheartit.com Smiling at people you randomly make eye contact with is not a thing. Smiles are supposed to be genuine, to be shared with friends. 8. Celebrating New Year's more enthusiastically than Christmas. Via trevorabroad.com The tree is for New Year's. Presents are for New Year's. Forget Christmas. New Year's is THE winter holiday. 9. Constantly rewatching old Soviet cartoons. Felix Kandel / Via cartoonsdb.blogspot.com “Nu, Pogodi!” (the Russian version of Tom and Jerry), “Bremenskiye Muzykanty” (The Musicians From Bremen), and “Snezhnaya Koroleva” (The Snow Queen), are among Russia's favorites. 10. Calling all females “girl”. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via pishelle.buzznet.com If you want to call your female waitress, you yell, “girl!” If you want to address a fifty-year-old woman, you can call her “girl.” If you want to address an actual girl, you call her “girl.” Any woman short of a babushka (grandmother) is “girl.” 11. Sitting down at the table for a meal and staying there for hours. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal Pictures / Via samitdamn.tumblr.com When groups of Russians get together for dinner, they will sit down, have dinner, and talk. Then they will talk some more. 12. Always keeping your bags. hobbygradina.ro / Via industrytap.com Seriously, Russians never, ever, ever throw away any bags, just 'cause you never know when you might need one. 13. Preparing way more food than is necessary for when friends come over. competitiveeaters.com / Via supersizedmeals.com And most of it will have tons of mayo. 14. Living with their parents. Paramount Pictures / Via lilyincanada.wordpress.com It is often that an entire Russian family - parents, children, grandparents - will live together in one apartment. 15. Meeting complete strangers and then becoming friends with them immediately. Kino International Corp. / Via kino-teatr.ru And then inviting them over for some tea after only 10 minutes of conversation. 16. And never showing up to someone’s house without a gift in hand. Via perros.facilisimo.com It can be a dessert or a wine if it’s dinner, or it can be chocolates or flowers (so long as it’s not an even number of them). It’s not really important what it is, as long as you bring something.