The Early 2000s Were The Dirtiest Years In Pop Music
To the window, to the wall, till the sweat drops down my – holy cow, were the 2000s gross!
1. 112 , "Peaches and Cream" (2001)
"Peaches & cream
I need it 'cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better when it's with ice cream
Know what I mean"
2. Mariah Carey, featuring Ludacris, Da Brat, Shawnna, Twenty II, "Loverboy (Remix)" (2001)
"I got myself a lover
And he's so sublime
He's quite a bit of heaven
When he comes inside
So come on sugar daddy
Take me for a ride"
3. Missy Elliott, "Work It" (2002)
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"Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or won't you
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture."
4. Khia, "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)" (2002)
"My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack"
And...every other word in the song.
5. Nelly, "Hot In Herre" (2002)
"It's gettin' hot in herre (so hot)
so take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot, I wanna take my clothes off"
6. Tweet, featuring Missy Elliott, "Oops (Oh My)" (2002)
"Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet
Oh my
Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my legs"
7. 50 Cent, "In Da Club" (2003)
"I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love / So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed."
8. Britney Spears, "Touch Of My Hand" (2003)
"‘Cause I just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand"
9. Lil Kim, featuring 50 Cent, "Magic Stick" (2003)
"I got the magic clit / I know if I get licked once, I get licked twice / I am the baddest chick."
10. R. Kelly, "Ignition (Remix)" (2003)
"I'm about to take my key and / Stick it in the ignition"
11. Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz, "Get Low" (2003)
"To the window/ To the wall / Til the sweat drip down my balls," for one.
But, really, THE WHOLE SONG.
12. Ying Yang Twins, "Salt Shaker" (2003)
"Shawty crunk on the floor wide open / Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean"
"She's leaking / Soaking wet"
13. Petey Pablo, "Freek-A-Leek" (2003)
"I need a girl I could freak with
And wanna try shit and ain't scared of a big dick
And love to get get her pussy licked by another bitch
Cause I ain't drunk enough to do that shit."
14. Kelis, "Milkshake" (2003)
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge"
15. Snoop Dogg, featuring Pharrell, "Drop It Like It's Hot" (2004)
Um. Pharrell: "Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat / That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat"
16. Destiny's Child, "Lose My Breath" (2004)
"Can you keep up?
Baby boy, make me lose my breath
Bring the noise, make me lose my breath
Hit me hard, make me lose my breath"
17. Ying Yang Twins, "Wait (The Whisper Song)" (2005)
"Walk around the club with ya thumb in ya mouth / Put my dick in, take ya thumb out."
18. Omarion, "O" (2005)
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"Girl, when it’s goin’ down
Your body sayin’ O...
Don’t have to say my name
Girl I’m just glad you came
So you can say O..."
19. 50 Cent, "Candy Shop" (2005)
"After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands"
20. 112, "U Already Know" (2005)
"Papa comin' over to give you that raw / Favorite position is from the back door"
21. All-American Rejects, "Dirty Little Secret" (2005)
"Who has to know?
The way she feels inside
Those thoughts I can't deny"
22. Webbie, "Give Me That" (2005)
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"Now I can tell from your size that that pussy is fire
So I'm here and willing to give you whatever it require
For you to lay down on your back and then open your thighs
Long sharp deep and wide have you rolling your eyes"
23. Ashlee Simpson, "La La" (2005)
"You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more"
24. 50 Cent, "Just A Lil Bit" (2005)
"I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil' bit
Take 'em off and pull 'em down just a lil' bit
Get to kissin' and touchin' a lil' bit
Get to lickin' and fuckin' a lil' bit."
25. Justin Timberlake, "Sexy Back" (2006)
"Dirty babe
You see these shackles? Baby, I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave"
26. Ludacris, featuring Pharrell, "Money Maker" (2006)
"And I just wanna take a little ride on your curves
And get erotic, givin' your body just what it deserves
And let me give you some swimmin' lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breast stroke, stroke of a genius"