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The Early 2000s Were The Dirtiest Years In Pop Music

To the window, to the wall, till the sweat drops down my – holy cow, were the 2000s gross!

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1. 112 , "Peaches and Cream" (2001)

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"Peaches & cream

I need it 'cause you know that I'm a fiend

Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine

It's even better when it's with ice cream

Know what I mean"

2. Mariah Carey, featuring Ludacris, Da Brat, Shawnna, Twenty II, "Loverboy (Remix)" (2001)

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"I got myself a lover

And he's so sublime

He's quite a bit of heaven

When he comes inside

So come on sugar daddy

Take me for a ride"

3. Missy Elliott, "Work It" (2002)

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"Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha

You do or you don't or you will or won't you

Go downtown and eat it like a vulture."

6. Tweet, featuring Missy Elliott, "Oops (Oh My)" (2002)

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"Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head

Oh my

Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet

Oh my

Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my legs"

13. Petey Pablo, "Freek-A-Leek" (2003)

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"I need a girl I could freak with

And wanna try shit and ain't scared of a big dick

And love to get get her pussy licked by another bitch

Cause I ain't drunk enough to do that shit."

18. Omarion, "O" (2005)

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"Girl, when it’s goin’ down

Your body sayin’ O...

Don’t have to say my name

Girl I’m just glad you came

So you can say O..."

22. Webbie, "Give Me That" (2005)

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"Now I can tell from your size that that pussy is fire

So I'm here and willing to give you whatever it require

For you to lay down on your back and then open your thighs

Long sharp deep and wide have you rolling your eyes"

23. Ashlee Simpson, "La La" (2005)

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"You make me wanna la la

in the kitchen on the floor

I'll be your french maid

Where I'll meet you at the door

I'm like an alley cat

Drink the milk up, I want more"

24. 50 Cent, "Just A Lil Bit" (2005)

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"I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil' bit

Take 'em off and pull 'em down just a lil' bit

Get to kissin' and touchin' a lil' bit

Get to lickin' and fuckin' a lil' bit."

26. Ludacris, featuring Pharrell, "Money Maker" (2006)

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"And I just wanna take a little ride on your curves

And get erotic, givin' your body just what it deserves

And let me give you some swimmin' lessons on the penis

Backstroke, breast stroke, stroke of a genius"