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    My Water Bill Was Late. I Sent Them a Card to Ease the Tension

    They decided to send a “reminder” to let me know they can turn off my water all willy-nilly, and to be honest, their letter was quite rude and intimidating. In an attempt to bridge the disconnect and mute their hostility, I sent my payment, but not in the return envelope they provided.