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Greatest if you're the one pulling them, that is. I imagine the victims have a different opinion.
"After a long day of travel, I thought it would be nice to get home and fall into my bed. My roommates had other plans for me. They put 200 half-filled paper cups of water outside my bedroom door... (my name is Ross, by the way)"
"Unfortunately for them, I'm an engineer and I <3 Weight Distribution"
"After entering my room, I found an old board lying around and thought a bridge would be easier to walk on"
"They inadvertently created a pretty effective moat for my bedroom. Thanks guys!"
"So while he was at the gym, we took the board away"
"put it in the dresser in the wall near his room"
"and gave him a heads up on the way up the stairs."
"When he turns the corner, he will see this!"