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24 Reasons “Happy Gilmore” And “Billy Madison” Are The Two Most Important Movies Ever Made

Seventeen years later, Adam Sandler is still influencing our lives in ways that we don't even totally understand.

1. You still have this eternal debate every time you take a bath.

"Only the dead have seen the end of war.” –Plato

2. You've been waiting your whole life for someone to say this to you:

Because you've got the perfect comeback:

3. You still laugh when people say "poop" instead of "shit."

4. You can't talk about sex without punctuating every word and thrusting your arms back and forth.

5. You still mock people for accidentally rhyming.

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6. You still have a hard time taking Steve Buscemi seriously.

7. Or Ben Stiller...

8. Anytime it's warm outside, you can't help but think about penguins.

9. Doesn't matter where you are. Doesn't matter who you're with. If you see something penis-shaped, this is your first instinct.

10. You still have no idea how to write the letter Z in cursive.

11. You can still recite this word for word, and do.

12. You know that this applied to more than just golf.

13. You spent your entire adolescence demanding snack packs.

14. Whenever you get an opportunity to swing a golf club, you always swing it like Happy Gilmore.

15. You've shouted "GOO!" in surprise before.

16. You knew no goal was an impressive as this:

17. They taught you that Norm Macdonald is one of the funniest people on the planet.

18. Exile's "I Wanna Kiss You All Over" is still the most romantic song you know.

19. Always funny.

20. This is still your go-to excuse when anyone asks about your girlfriend.

21. You still give someone the cross-eyed stare when then won't stop talking to you.

22. You still get mad at inanimate objects for not going to their homes.

23. You can't heard the word "chlorophyll" without thinking "borophyll".