11. … Nor here.
Damn you, red boxes!
12. You are guilty of any/all of these.
Heteronormativity: it happens.
13. Receiving Morning Mail means it’s time for bed.
Ugh, it’s 1 a.m. already?! I might as well read it anyway.
22. You know who Jesse Watters is.
He really likes us. Or, at the very least, is very amused by us.
- President Trump has given House Republicans an ultimatum: Pass their health care bill Friday or he'll move on to other issues.
- The suspect in the London terror attack near Parliament, who was killed by police, has been identified as 52-year-old Khalid Masood.
- FBI agents posed as filmmakers to talk to armed militia during a standoff in Nevada, then used the footage against two men on trial in federal court.
- Donald Trump had a photo op in a semitruck. The photos were too good not to become a meme — and the internet delivered 🚛👍