11. … Nor here.
Damn you, red boxes!
12. You are guilty of any/all of these.
Heteronormativity: it happens.
13. Receiving Morning Mail means it’s time for bed.
Ugh, it’s 1 a.m. already?! I might as well read it anyway.
22. You know who Jesse Watters is.
He really likes us. Or, at the very least, is very amused by us.
- Democratic National Committee Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz will step down at the end of the party's convention amid an email controversy.
- Russia won't be banned from the Rio Olympics but its athletes need to pass new anti-doping tests to compete, the IOC ruled.
- Chris Froome has won the Tour de France. He's the first Brit to win the cycling race three times 🚴