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31 Things You Only Understand If Your Boyfriend Is Insane About Football

Why are you getting so angry? It's just a game.

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7. From watching Bend it like Beckham you thought you totally understood the offside rule.

"The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt"

9. Types of questions that are NOT fine to ask mid-game:

1. Don't you think he looks a bit like that guy from the Venga Boys?

2. Do you remember the Venga Boys?

3. Weren't the Venga Boys great?

4. LET'S LISTEN TO SOME VENGA BOYS!

15. Just stay away from commenting on attractiveness in general. No matter how hard it is.

16. 'Having cute kids' is not a valid reason to pick someone as your favourite player.

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