You will need farts, ferocious geese, and glitter. MUA-HA-HA.
Why are you getting so angry? It's just a game.
BRB having a damn fine cup of coffee with the log lady.
Dear nipple, I'd appreciate it if you stayed put in that bra. Thanks.
Hulk smash that mash (...or just add some cheese & chives).
Take your cronut back to 2013. We're into some next level lamb testicles in Hackney.
Sometimes it lasts in London, but sometimes it hurts instead...
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her — but I'm really shy and I'll probably just text you so don't hate me OK PLEASE.
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...or anything else really because love is kinda stupid. Sorry.