It seems as if there are innumerable celebrities hidden within the corners of Hollywood who are in some inexplainable way related to the matriarchal Kardashian clan (or, to avoid a hostile phone call from Kris Jenner's lawyer, "Klan").
If you were born a Kardashian/Jenner, you are cognizant of the fact that you have more siblings, cousins, and wait, shit, yeah, we are related somehow-type acquaintances than you are able to count on one bronzed, divinely moisturized, and well-manicured hand.
The Kardashian empire, like economics, has to trickle-down from somewhere.
It all started when Kris Kardashian, née Houghton, met Rob Kardashian.
They gave into their biological instincts, said their vows in front of their families, had intercourse, and got pregnant on four separate occasions. Out from Kris' elaborate and magical vagina, in birth order, came Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and Rob.
Kris and Rob Kardashian divorced in 1991. One short month after, she married the then-famous olympian Bruce Jenner.
Kris and Bruce decided to expand the family. In 1995, Kendall was born, and in 1997, out came Kylie. The Kardashians, though Kendall and Kylie are technically Jenners, are now a family of six.