Before we get to the tweets, have you ever looked in the toilet after eating beets—the revered vegetable loaded with antioxidants, vitamins, and potassium—and suffered a minor heart attack?
If you've ever eaten a beet, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Yup, it's a thing: Beets turn your body fluids an alarming shade of red due to a phenomenon known as "beeturia."
So no, you're not dying, you don't have stomach cancer, and you're not internally bleeding: you're externally beeting. (Sorry.)
1.No medical emergency here.
2.Ah, the sweet relief when you realize.
3.Buttload...of...beets.
4.Whew.
5.Not a loser, just a person whose fallen prey to the demon beets.
6."So I thought I had a GI bleed!" Casual.
7.😅
8.In other news...
9.Been there.
10.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...feels so good.
11.It's the little things in life. #SmallWin
12.Purple's a new color.
13.Dan, it's not TMI, because the world is falling down with you.