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Did You Know Pigeons Are Just Uglier Doves?

There's a reason the Pope doesn't release pigeons.

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Nobody.

Likes.

Pigeons.

What are pigeons known for?

I'll give you a hint: it's not peace or beauty.

Pigeons enjoy carelessly shitting on people...

Shout-out to the pigeon that just shit on me to keep me in check.

A PIGEON HAS JUST FUCKING SHIT ON ME AND ITS IN ME HAIR

A pigeon's ideal last meal on earth after being placed on death row? A 3-day-old half-bitten, oxidized apple found underneath snotty napkins and ripped clothing at the bottom of a New York City trashcan.

Pigeons often get too close to people that want absolutely nothing to do with their overbearing presence.

just had a near death experience and by that I mean a pigeon almost flew into my head

went to sit outside to eat my lunch n a pigeon near flew into my head so nope :))

A pigeon just flew over my head like almost landed on it, fam I was ready to meet my maker. Two girls were like OMG near death experience.

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