1. Here it is. The love of your life: the air conditioner.
2. It doesn't talk back, it makes you feel good, and it's always there for you.
3. You food shop with it.
I love my new air conditioner
4. 'Til death do you part.
I love my window air conditioner more than life itself
5. Cryogenically frozen with your partner? Yes please.
I love my new air conditioner so much im letting it freeze me into the silent yonder of the next life
6. You can't sleep without it...
7. ...and if you do, you're dripping sweat the entire night, because your body is feeling unloved and abandoned.
8. When it's broken, you're broken.
9. It's there for you when you get home from a long day.
10. This image gets you horny.
11. Relationship status:
12. Babe.
13. People try to make plans with you, but you turn them down because you want to kick back, relax, and watch a movie with your babe.
14. Sometimes you walk into a room and detect that your soulmate's ex-lover may be present...
...a heater.
15. Those who care about you tell you that you're wasting money and electricity on your unhealthy attachment.
16. Your friends often complain and say your beloved partner is "cold" and sometimes "too loud."
17. But like any other relationship, you have to make sacrifices.
18. And in the end, it's all worth it. Love makes you do crazy things.
