Here Are 13 Sex Acts That Are Now Banned From UK Porn

    Based on a set of moral judgements, a whole lot of censorship is going down. Here's the complete list.

    Augusta Falletta
    by Augusta Falletta

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    As of December 1, The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 has made restrictions on a number of sex acts that can no longer be filmed in Video-on-Demand (or VoD) pornography produced in the UK, in an effort to safeguard children. VoD porn made in the UK is now falling under the same guidelines as the sex shop porn DVDs, regulations for which are made by the British Board of Film Censors.

    According to the new censorship rules, the following 13 sex acts have been banned from porn produced in the UK.

    1. Facesitting

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    Sorry, Ryan Gosling.

    2. Role-Playing As Non-Adults

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    It isn't easy being green.

    3. Spanking

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    Sorry, Miley.

    4. Caning

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    Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

    5. Urolangia (Known as "Water Sports")

    6. Aggressive Whipping

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    No hair is safe.

    7. Female Ejaculation

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    What's Katy Perry supposed to do with all of her fireworks now?

    8. Penetration By Any Object "Associated With Violence"

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    No more pizza cuttin'.

    9. Humiliation

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    You may only laugh with someone.

    10. Strangulation

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    If you feel anger rising, count to 10 before doing anything.

    11. Physical Restraint.

    12. Physical or Verbal Abuse (Regardless Of If Consensual)

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    Stop abusing your S.O. with fitness. It's just wrong.

    13. Fisting

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    Got all that? SUCCESS.