1. PSA: If you wear a red shirt to Target, you're going to have a bad time.
Pro tip: don’t wear red in Target.
2. Collared or uncollared, it doesn't matter. Unless you know where the press-on letters are, wear yellow.
Note to self, don’t wear a red polo to Target. (No, I don’t know where the press on letters are)
3. You think it has to be paired with khakis? Wrong-o. Only wear a red shirt if you want to help people with hard to reach items.
PSA: Don't wear an all red hoodie to Target. Two people asked me if I worked there and an actual employee asked me grab something off the shelf because she couldn't reach. 😂 https://t.co/AvBSY1Y5JH
4. Lettering on it or not, if it's red, I assume you're an employee and I have no problem stopping you to ask if you have Silly String in stock.
i’m at target wearing my devin hayes merch and someone just asked me if I worked here. pro tip: don’t wear red to target https://t.co/8FHMiqvjq2
5. When you wear red, I have the insatiable urge to pick your brain about what's on sale.
PSA -don’t wear this shirt to @Target on #blackfriday. “no sir, i’m not sure if those probiotics are on sale nor what the largest size TV we carry is.” https://t.co/OlSzDEPJav
6. I see a red shirt and I IMMEDIATELY NEED YOU TO TELL ME how to save 5% when I use my Target card.
Made a rookie mistake & wore red to Target today. Helped 3 customers find products & explained how to save 5% w/Target red card. Figured that was quicker than explaining I don’t work there. #fullserviceRep #ksleg #unemployeeofthemonth https://t.co/kfmBLfIG69
7. You want to wear red to Target? Fine. Make sure you carve out time to walk me through how to use the Cartwheel app.
F*cked up and wore a red sweater at target. 5 people have asked me for help.
8. And don't think you can disguise yourself! I will find you, and I will ask you if you have these gray yoga pants in a medium.
fam I messed up and wore a red hoodie to target everyone thinks I work here EVEN WITH SUNGLASSES ON pls send help
9. You better walk briskly if you don't want me to hunt you down and ask you what the store hours are.
When you're at Target and people keep asking you questions and you realize you wore an unfortunate color combo :/
10. And have an explanation lined up for the Target manager when you aren't a big help.
Note to self: don’t go to target whilst wearing tan pants and a red shirt. Just had a lady ask to speak to my manager because I didn’t know where the baby food was. https://t.co/5HFkz0PRpM
11. The only thing you can do when you come in this outfit is embrace the fact that you work at Target for 45 minutes.
PRO TIP: If you find yourself wearing a red shirt at @Target on Black Friday weekend, just go ahead & help people with their questions. It’s fun! 😀 https://t.co/eX8t3Utxyp
12. Tidy up the men's and women's clearance racks.
Shopping at @Target while wearing a red shirt: Never again.
13. Relieve your fellow team members for breaks and help people when there's an unexpected item in the bagging area.
Someone thought I work at target bc of my red shirt lmao
14. And learn where the friggin' air conditioners are for Pete's sake.
I'll never wear a RED shirt to target again! Stopped 15 times n yelled at 4 not knowing if we sold air conditioners
15. Maybe, just maybe, as a consequence of your unfortunate outfit choice, you'll make Bullseye proud.
A Target employee thought I worked here...that's the last time I wear khakis and a red shirt in here.
16. And, hey, you might be up for a promotion soon.
Accidentally wore my @WGRZ red coat to Target and long story short I'm now assistant manager
17. Or...you know...avoid all of this and just wear blue?
@Target Don't wear red sweater in Target bc people ask questions. Luckily, I helped a lady find a universal remote.