Buzz·Posted on Aug 15, 201918 Jokes That Perfectly Poke Fun At The Different Kinds Of College Majors"How do people major in mathematics? Don't you love yourself?"by Audrey EngvalsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Several ⛓ @SeveralChains Business majors after a long day of carrying an empty briefcase... 05:55 PM - 27 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Julian Londono @julianlondono_ Me: good mor- NURSING MAJORS: GOOD morning?? I’ve been in the library for 3 days straight. The class average on our last exam was a 33, thats with the 20 point curve. Am I going out tonight? I can’t I have a 6am lab. SORRY, not all of us can afford to major in complete bullshit 04:21 PM - 12 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. View this post on 4. 5. Carter Fossbakken🇮🇸 Ⓥ @coconutwaterca1 they say vegans don’t ever stop telling people they are vegan but have you ever met a STEM major? 11:47 AM - 02 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. View this post on 7. STINKY LIVVY @olemacdon STEM MAJOR: ARTS MAJOR: BUSINESS MAJOR: i just FINESSED a coffee at the library. Big things coming today. Rise and grind. Mind on money, and money on my mind. *lights a candle next to their shrine of Jordan Belfort* 07:44 PM - 10 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. View this post on 9. View this post on 10. nesthot @valleeezy Nobody: STEM majors: 08:36 PM - 23 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. View this post on 12. View this post on 13. View this post on trainthief / Via trainthief.tumblr.com 14. rudy mustang @rudy_mustang STEM major: what are you learning in school Kindergartener: shapes and colors STEM major: lmao good luck getting a job with that 08:34 PM - 19 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Peter @OnceUponAPete Business major: *breathes* Art major: I just think it's crazy how business majors only think about making money. Are you serious? There are more fulfilling things than just money. What about finding love? What about raising a child? I can deepthroat a paintbrush. Live laugh love 06:19 PM - 11 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. View this post on 17. Spencer @SpencerDalglish Me: Hi- Engineering major: Its so hard, I should just change majors but it'll all be worth it when I make so much more money than you lmaoo 12:00 AM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. View this post on