18 Jokes That Perfectly Poke Fun At The Different Kinds Of College Majors

    "How do people major in mathematics? Don't you love yourself?"

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    Business majors after a long day of carrying an empty briefcase...

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    Me: good mor- NURSING MAJORS: GOOD morning?? I’ve been in the library for 3 days straight. The class average on our last exam was a 33, thats with the 20 point curve. Am I going out tonight? I can’t I have a 6am lab. SORRY, not all of us can afford to major in complete bullshit

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    they say vegans don’t ever stop telling people they are vegan but have you ever met a STEM major?

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    STEM MAJOR: ARTS MAJOR: BUSINESS MAJOR: i just FINESSED a coffee at the library. Big things coming today. Rise and grind. Mind on money, and money on my mind. *lights a candle next to their shrine of Jordan Belfort*

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    STEM major: what are you learning in school Kindergartener: shapes and colors STEM major: lmao good luck getting a job with that

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    Business major: *breathes* Art major: I just think it's crazy how business majors only think about making money. Are you serious? There are more fulfilling things than just money. What about finding love? What about raising a child? I can deepthroat a paintbrush. Live laugh love

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    Me: Hi- Engineering major: Its so hard, I should just change majors but it'll all be worth it when I make so much more money than you lmaoo

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