I would like everyone who hates fall to immediately leave this post because I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.
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Okay, now that they're gone...IT'S ALMOST FALL.
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AND PEOPLE ARE READY FOR IT!!!
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LET'S PAINT OUR FACES TO LOOK LIKE SKELETONS, AND BATHE OUR BODIES IN PUMPKIN FLAVORS.
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LET'S FIND THE GOMEZ TO OUR MORTICIA AND CLING ONTO THEM WHEN GIANT DECAPITATED CLOWNS POP OUT OF DARK WALLS IN HAUNTED HOUSES.
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LET'S TOSS OUR HAIR BACK AND STRIKE A POSE WITH OUR FAVORITE GOURD.
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LET'S SPEND THE WHOLE MONTH OF AUGUST DREAMING OF DANCING CINNAMON BROOMS AND APPLE-FLAVORED YANKEE CANDLES.
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LET'S SHUT DOWN THOSE HATERS AND STRUT IN OUR UGGS IN 85 DEGREE WEATHER.
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YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO FROLIC WITH ME THROUGH THE AISLES OF HALLOWEEN CITY WHILE WE TRY ON COSTUMES OF WITCHES AND MINIONS.
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COME WITH ME. HELP ME FILL MY SHOPPING CART WITH ALL OF THESE DOOR HANGERS AND BANNERS BECAUSE I HAVE A SHNAZZ TON OF JOANN'S COUPONS.
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I'M HERE FOR PUMPKIN SUGAR COOKIES. NOT JUST ANY PUMPKIN SUGAR COOKIES...THESE PUMPKIN SUGAR COOKIES.
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I WANT TO SEE THOSE PLAID SCARVES AND THOSE MATCHING KNIT HATS.
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I WANT YOU TO UNIRONICALLY DRINK A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE WITH ME.
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BECAUSE CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE CORNER.
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AND IT'S TRULY THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR.