We Need To Talk About Hover Hands Because They Aren't OK

    Shoulders aren't that bad.

    1. Guys, I have feelings.

    2. STRONG FEELINGS.

    3. That I just can't ignore.

    4. And I need to talk now.

    5. I love taking photos.

    6. It's fun! But you want to know what isn't fun?

    7. HOVER HANDS.

    8. ThEy'Re So AwKwArD.

    9. Every instance of them!

    10. STAHP.

    11. PLEASE JUST PUT YOUR HAND ON THEIR SHOULDER.

    12. HIDE YOUR HAND ALL TOGETHER.

    13. I DON'T CARE BUT PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.

    14. IT MAKES MY BODY SHIVER.

    15. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, HIS SHOULDER IS LIKE TWO INCHES AWAY.

    16. Actually I do. You don't want to put your hand on someone and I applaud you for being courteous and giving respect for personal space.

    17. BUT DON'T DO THIS. JUST TOUCH THE DUCK.

    18. DON'T LET SANTA DO THIS TO YOUR PICTURE.

    19. DON'T LET KING LOUIE DO THIS.

    20. DON'T EVEN LET THE NESQUICK BUNNY GET AWAY WITH THIS.

    21. #Stophoverhands2k17.

    22. PLEASE.

    23. FOR US ALL.