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You need to follow Cookie Monster if your social media experience is in desperate need of wholesome cookie content.
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You need to be following Oscar the Grouch if you also inexplicably relate to trash.
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You need to follow Pepé the King Prawn if you want life advice from a self-centered crustacean.
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You need to follow Fozzie Bear because he will never not post a really bad joke.
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And if bad jokes aren't your thing, you need to be following Statler and Waldorf for hilarious old people jokes.
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You need to follow Ernie if you're that roommate who loves messing with the other.
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And you need to follow Bert if you're that roommate who's constantly being messed with.
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You need to follow Elmo because he loves you just as much as Tony Stark does.
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You need to follow Rizzo to see what life is like as a rat, including stories, thoughts, and earth-shattering ideas.
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You need to follow the Electric Mayhem simply because you need to know what's going on with the greatest band in the world.
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You need to be following Gonzo for some grade-A puns.
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You need to follow Scooter if you want to see into the titillating world of a Hollywood assistant.
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You need to follow Big Bird because he always posts wholesome pictures and his 8-foot yellow body will always brighten up your feed.
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You need to follow Uncle Deadly if you like highly opinionated creatures who love the theatre.
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You need to follow Kermit because he's going to be the most earnest person on your feed.
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You need to follow Miss Piggy because she's the only fashion and lifestyle influencer that actually matters.
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You need to follow Grover because other adorably naive Twitter users are hard to come by.
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Finally, you need to follow the Count, for no other reason but the fact that he uses Twitter solely to count, and I respect that.