I'm About To Give Birth, So If You Have, Take This Poll So I Can Learn More

You'd think I'd be ready after nine months of prep...

Hi! My name is Audrey, and I'm 38½ weeks pregnant. The days feel long, my feet are swollen, and I'm ready for this baby to GTFO of me. Since this is my first baby and I'm an anxious mess, I thought I'd turn to you, my dear friends on the internet, to get some intel into this whole ~birthing~ thing. So if you have given birth, take this poll. Everyone has a different birth experience, so I'm curious about yours!

Audrey Engvalson / BuzzFeed

Also, just FYI, your answers are anonymous.