24 Painfully Accurate Jokes For Floridians About Floridians

    What even is Florida?

    1. On hurricanes:

    2. On our adventurous side:

    3. On time travel:

    4. On the population:

    5. On the heat:

    6. On observing wildlife:

    7. On alligators literally everywhere:

    8. On parking in the summer:

    9. And driving in the summer:

    10. On weather:

    11. On traffic:

    12. On seasons:

    13. On holidays:

    14. On responses to, "You're so lucky you always get to go to the beach!":

    15. On our favorite pastime:

    16. On childhood:

    17. On the state bird:

    18. On our favorite scent:

    19. On our hard-hitting news:

    20. On sporting events:

    21. On exercise:

    22. On the white crap that covers our windshields:

    23. On shopping:

    24. Finally, on our life cycles: