Posted on Aug 8, 2017

24 Painfully Accurate Jokes For Floridians About Floridians

What even is Florida?

Audrey Engvalson

by Audrey Engvalson

BuzzFeed Staff

1. On hurricanes:

2. On our adventurous side:

3. On time travel:

4. On the population:

5. On the heat:

6. On observing wildlife:

7. On alligators literally everywhere:

8. On parking in the summer:

9. And driving in the summer:

10. On weather:

11. On traffic:

12. On seasons:

13. On holidays:

14. On responses to, "You're so lucky you always get to go to the beach!":

15. On our favorite pastime:

16. On childhood:

17. On the state bird:

18. On our favorite scent:

19. On our hard-hitting news:

20. On sporting events:

21. On exercise:

22. On the white crap that covers our windshields:

23. On shopping:

24. Finally, on our life cycles:

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