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    Posted on Aug 8, 2017

    24 Painfully Accurate Jokes For Floridians About Floridians

    What even is Florida?

    1. On hurricanes:

    Nickelodeon / rawanhoops / Via Twitter: @RawanHoops

    2. On our adventurous side:

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    3. On time travel:

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    4. On the population:

    morefloridamemes / Via Facebook: morefloridamemes

    5. On the heat:

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    6. On observing wildlife:

    7. On alligators literally everywhere:

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    8. On parking in the summer:

    jmattcorbin / Via Twitter: @jmattcorbin

    9. And driving in the summer:

    msannamaeee / Via Twitter: @msannamaeee

    10. On weather:

    barefoot_baby_ / Via Twitter: @Barefoot_Baby_

    11. On traffic:

    Nickelodeon / tenderntough / Via Twitter: @tenderNtough

    12. On seasons:

    theautospotjax / Via Twitter: @TheAutoSpotJax

    13. On holidays:

    14. On responses to, "You're so lucky you always get to go to the beach!":

    Nickelodeon / anuscosgrove / Via Twitter: @anuscosgrove

    15. On our favorite pastime:

    Nightlifetampa / Via Twitter: @NightlifeTampa

    16. On childhood:

    olivianowa / Via Twitter: @olivianowa

    17. On the state bird:

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    18. On our favorite scent:

    belchspeak / Via Twitter: @BelchSpeak

    19. On our hard-hitting news:

    20. On sporting events:

    21. On exercise:

    Disney / liberatedemma / Via Twitter: @LiberatedEmma

    22. On the white crap that covers our windshields:

    HBO / floridathings / Via Twitter: @floridathings

    23. On shopping:

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    24. Finally, on our life cycles:

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