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Ellen Roasted The iPhone X And I Literally Pumped My Fist In The Air And Whooped

"It's 5.8 inches and 4.8 when it's cold."

Hi, friends. So, as you all probably know, yesterday Apple unveiled iPhone 8 and iPhone X.

Enter brightly shining, beautiful, beaming light of existence that is Ellen Degeneres. She brilliantly roasted the iPhone X with jokes so bad, they're good:

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She told us what to do with our current phones:

She answered a lot of good questions, such as why there isn't an iPhone 9:

She helped us with the technical jargon:

She gave us some insight to the design:

She clued us in on who the target audience is:

She highlighted its ground-breaking technology:

She gave us some technical specs:

And finished with how user-friendly it is:

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She's always here to bring us up to speed. Thanks for keeping us informed, Ellen!