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Talking to other humans is difficult:
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Your mind goes blank when you have to think of conversation topics:
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Which means you have to diligently plan what you're going to say before you say it:
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Except it never comes out like you practiced in your head:
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And it makes everyone feel uncomfortable:
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It's not that you're quiet:
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You just can't relate to what people say:
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When they start talking about something you don't get, you tune out pretty quickly:
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And the only time you're bubbly is when you've had a few drinks:
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Hanging out with friends is hard work:
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Which makes your night out look like this:
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And when you do have something to say, jumping into the conversation is hard:
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Which means in the end you suffer in silence: