1.
This boyfriend, I sincerely hope, got a brain freeze because he deserved it.
2.
This boyfriend has failed to understand the many mystical functions of the "wallet."
3.
This boyfriend woke up in the morning and made a conscious decision to do this.
4.
This boyfriend has created a boulder much scarier than the one that chased Indiana Jones.
5.
This boyfriend obviously put his groceries away by shooting them into the cupboard with a t-shirt cannon.
6.
This boyfriend should've immediately exited the kitchen...
7.
...And he should've taken this boyfriend with him.
8.
This boyfriend had a 50/50 shot at opening the right end and still messed it up.
9.
This boyfriend wasn't technically wrong, but has made me angry nonetheless.
10.
This boyfriend was about a 30 degree rotation from doing the right thing.
11.
This boyfriend didn't understand that it's literally perforated so you can tear them in a straight line.
12.
This boyfriend caused irreversible harm to a poor Kit-Kat.
13.
And this boyfriend caused irreversible harm to a poor
sandwich.
14.
This boyfriend apparently liked to season his butter with that old stale fridge flavor.
15.
This boyfriend should've watched a YouTube tutorial before attempting to open his silverware.
16.
This boyfriend committed a true crime against fashion.
17.
And this boyfriend just wanted to watch the world burn.
