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Grandma: "Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!"

What does Napoleon's grandmother suggest he makes himself to eat?

Napoleon: "Last week, Japanese scientists explaced...placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."

Whom did Scottish locals summon for help to protect Nessie?

Napoleon: "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

What kind of milk was Deb drinking?

Napoleon: "It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."

How long did it take Napoleon to finish the shading on Trisha's upper lip?

Kip: "I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days."

Where is Lafawnduh from?

Napoleon: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

What song do Napoleon and Deb dance to?

Napoleon: "Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time!"

What is Kip training to become?

Napoleon: "They kept trying to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?!"

What did Napoleon do over the summer?

Napoleon: "Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache."

Why does Napoleon think people will vote for Pedro?

Napoleon: "Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"

What does Napoleon call Tina?

Uncle Rico: "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind."

How far does Uncle Rico claim he could throw a pigskin?

Napoleon: "It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed...bred for its skills in magic."

What are the two animals that make up a liger?

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