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How Well Do You Actually Know "Napoleon Dynamite"?

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  1. 1. What does Napoleon's grandmother suggest he makes himself to eat?

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    A steak
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    Nachos
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    A Quesadilla
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    A Hot Dog
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    Grandma: "Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!"

  2. 2. Whom did Scottish locals summon for help to protect Nessie?

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    Local Wizards
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    Cryptid Guardians
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    Diving Warlocks
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    Japanese Scientists
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    Napoleon: "Last week, Japanese scientists explaced...placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."

  3. 3. What kind of milk was Deb drinking?

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    Whole
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    Skim
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    2%
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    1%
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    Napoleon: "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

  4. 4. How long did it take Napoleon to finish the shading on Trisha's upper lip?

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    45 minutes
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    2 days
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    3 hours
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    All afternoon
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    Napoleon: "It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."

  5. 5. Where is Lafawnduh from?

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    Chicago
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    Detroit
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    New York
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    Houston
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    Kip: "I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days."

  6. 6. What song do Napoleon and Deb dance to?

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    "Forever Young" by Alphaville
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    "Crazy For You" by Madonna
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    "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper
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    "Faithfully" by Journey
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    Napoleon: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

  7. 7. What is Kip training to become?

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    A cagefighter
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    An engineer
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    A horse trainer
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    A DJ
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    Napoleon: "Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time!"

  8. 8. What did Napoleon do over the summer?

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    He spent it at the chicken farm earning a dollar an hour.
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    He spent it taming a wild Huntington Stallion.
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    He spent it in Florida with his aunt building rafts out of palm fronds.
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    He spent it with his uncle in Alaska shooting wolverines.
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    Napoleon: "They kept trying to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?!"

  9. 9. Why does Napoleon think people will vote for Pedro?

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    He has a sweet bike.
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    He's real good at hooking up with chicks.
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    He's the only guy at school who has a mustache.
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    All of the above
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    Napoleon: "Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache."

  10. 10. What does Napoleon call Tina?

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    Friggin' llama
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    Stupid animal
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    Fat lard
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    Hairy idiot
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    Napoleon: "Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"

  11. 11. How far does Uncle Rico claim he could throw a pigskin?

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    600 yards
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    A quarter mile
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    Clear over the block
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    A mile and a half
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    Uncle Rico: "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind."

  12. 12. What are the two animals that make up a liger?

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    A lizard and a tiger
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    A lemur and a tiger
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    A lion and a tiger
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    A beaver and an elephant
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    Napoleon: "It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed...bred for its skills in magic."

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