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22 Things People Who Fast For Ramadan Are Tired Of Hearing

It's cute, but also really annoying.

1. "Wait... It lasts a whole month??"


Yup, that's the idea.

2. "Wow. I don't know how you do it. I know I couldn't!"

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It's a good thing that I'm the one fasting and not you, then.

3. "Can't you do the opposite? Like, not eat at night?"

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That's only the 15th time today that you've asked me this.

5. "You're sure you don't mind, eh?"

I already told you that I didn't care.

6. "How are you handling it? Not too hungry?"

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Keep your calm. Keep your calm. KEEP YOUR CALM.

7. "What happens if you eat?"

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The food goes through the esophagus down to the intestine.

8. "Not even a tiny M&M? It's so small, it doesn't count!"

9. "You can at least chew gum, right? You don't swallow that."

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OK, you're officially dumb.

10. "I won't tell you to enjoy your meal then, eh? Hahaha."

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Not funny.

11. "Do you stay up all night to catch up with all the eating you couldn't do during the day?"


Of course. And then we drink blood, before taking a nap in our coffins.

12. "At least you can drink, right?"

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14. "Come on, drink something! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."

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15. "Can you at least go to the pool?"

16. "OK, what if you faint? Can we give you water then?"


No. Let me die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

17. "What if you're in the desert and you're about to die of thirst. Can you drink then?"

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You exhaust me.

18. "Can you shower?"

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Shhhh. Don't say another word.

19. "Thank god you can still smoke, amirite?"


Um, nope. Wrong again.

20. "I need to lose 10 pounds, I think I'm gonna fast for Ramadan too."


Are you for real?

21. "It must be hard not being able to swear, no?"

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22. "Does it mean that if I hit you right now, you can't hit me back?"

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Let's see, shall we?


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