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    15 Kids Who Are Too Savage For This Pure, Pure World

    Dear kids, why you gotta be so savage?

    1. This kid, who used a straw to "lock" the snack cabinet to keep their mom from indulging:

    2. This kid, who pulled an evil, evil prank on their mom:

    3. This kid, who feels some type of way about the cat:

    4. This kid, who wants to fall far from the tree:

    Me to my son: You remind me of me. Son: That's just mean.

    5. This kid, who made this feel-good fortune teller:

    6. This kid, who knows their mom hates the word "moist:"

    7. This kid, who drew a portrait of his father, flatulence and all:

    8. And this kid, whose portrait of dad included him digging in his nose and scratching his, er, "equipment:"

    9. This kid, who stuck a Lego head in their mom's lipstick:

    10. This kid, who's not saying you're not beautiful or anything:

    My almost 6 year old son just told me he wished he had my moustache. #SickBurn #Savage #ShitMyKidSays

    11. This kid, who answered honestly:

    12. This kid, who put their dad on blast:

    13. And this kid, who put their mom on blast:

    14. This kid, who prefers takeout:

    Me: We all make mistakes. 5: Even you? Me: Yep 5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?

    15. And this kid, who knows how to give gifts that express exactly how they feel: