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    Updated on May 5, 2019. Posted on May 2, 2019

    25 Totally Real Things That People Say Feel Just As Good As Having Sex

    "Picking a booger that feels like it's attached to your brain stem."

    Ah, sex. Some would say there's nothing in the world quite like it.

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    But according to others, there are quite a few things that feel just as great.

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    In fact, recently, a viral Reddit thread asked people to share the things that are equally as enjoyable as sex, and they're honestly pretty accurate, not gonna lie:

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    1. "When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start gliding."

    KingOfTheFerret

    2. "Picking that booger that feels like it’s attached to your brain stem."

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    3. "When someone cancels plans you weren't really interested in but felt obligated to go to."

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    4. "Finding money in places you forgot about."

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    5. "When you're staring at an attractive person and they make eye contact with you and hold it for a few seconds before you both look away. If there was any way to bottle up this feeling and bathe in it, I totally would."

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    6. "Yawning after a plane ride when your ears finally pop."

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    7. "When someone texts you back right away. Especially if they usually take two business days to reply."

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    8. "Wiping and finding the toilet paper clean on the first swipe."

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    9. "Getting a piece of food out of your teeth that has been bothering you."

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    10. "Popping bubble wrap."

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    11. "When you flush a huge shit and the toilet temporarily clogs to the point of overflowing, but then the pressure suddenly clears the clog and the whole thing goes down."

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    12. "Giving someone a hug who hugs you back tighter."

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    13. "Waking up to your work alarm, only to realize it's the weekend."

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    14. "When you pull into the driveway right as the song ends."

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    15. "Successfully plugging in your phone charger in the dark on the first try before going to bed."

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    16. "Someone playing with your hair."

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    17. "Slipping on a warm pair of boxers just out of the dryer."

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    18. "Closing all your tabs after finishing a project or assignment."

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    19. "Scratching the itch that you haven't been able to because you've been in public."

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    20. "Taking your bra off at the end of the day."

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    21. "Going to sleep when you're really tired. Like, if you just got off a 16-hour flight and barely slept at all, and then finally, finally you get to go to sleep."

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    22. "Remembering the name of an actor before you finish looking them up."

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    23. "Lying in my sleeping bag in a dry tent when it's pouring rain outside. There is something extremely satisfying about being warm and dry when camping in the rain."

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    24. "Telling a joke at the right time and making people laugh."

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    25. "I have four kids, so...silence."

    Some responses have been edited for length and clarity.

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