1. That this girl has achieved the American fucking dream.
2. That you weren't a super fan unless you had one of their creepy AF No Strings Attached marionette dolls.
Bonus points if you had the JC one, which looked like it would kill you in the night.
3. And checked all these titles off your summer reading list.
4. But TBH, as long as it said NSYNC on it, then "omgIneeditnow!"
5. That as long as there was VHS, there was no reason to miss a TRL appearance, commercial, or quick wave from the stands of a baseball game...
6. That true love meant forgiving years of questionable fashion decisions.
Love is patient, love is kind...
7. That plain white walls were so 1997.
8. That when it came to hair, Justin could do no wrong...even when he was doing very, VERY wrong.
If anyone called him "ramen noodle head" within earshot, you would cut them.