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All I want for Christmas is to sleep for 9 hours straight, wake up to the sound of coffee brewing, and then ask questions like, “What did WE get the kids for Christmas?” and “How late were you up wrapping gifts last night?” Basically, I want to be my husband.
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*RSVP’ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it ok if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT
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Let’s get married and have kids so instead of enjoying a glass of wine and a movie you can watch Peppa’s Christmas for the 86th time while I go outside and figure out why the giant inflatable Santa isn’t blowing up.
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My new Christmas pillow has jingle bells. I feel so festive throwing it at my husband’s head.
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My wife has 112 things plugged in for Christmas, and I'm scared what might happen if I use the toaster.
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Me: *singing* All I want for Christmas is youuuu. Husband: Singing to the cookies again?
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Husbands on Christmas watching everyone open the presents “they” bought them.
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“Let’s go get a Christmas tree!” ~ A divorce story
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What base is it when you stop giving each other Christmas gifts and instead buy a home appliance and call it “our gift to ourselves”?
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My wife has just WhatsApped me the Christmas bin schedule, if anyone wants to know what twenty years of marriage looks like.
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My husband has a lot of suggestions for putting up the Christmas tree for someone that has never put up the Christmas tree.
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coworker: What’d you get for Christmas? me: Drunk coworker: What did your wife get? me: Mad
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My wife said that we shouldn’t get each other Christmas gifts but just to be safe I’m buying her one of everything
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My husband said he needed new socks for Christmas, but a quick check in and under the couch proved him wrong.
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My wife and I are 3 weeks in on researching and discussing air fryers and if it is worth losing the counter space. Middle age Christmases are wild.
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You can do it, put your back into it -me to my husband getting the Christmas decorations down
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My wife and I are celebrating our 18th anniversary of me saying “It’s too EARLY to get the tree, it’ll be dead by Christmas.”
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I recorded a bunch of Hallmark movies to the DVR & didn’t realize they were erasing my husband’s shows in the process. He was livid. So the moral of the story is, get yourself a man who loves Hallmark Christmas movies as much as you do.
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Christmas does not officially start until my wife hands me a package and says “You bought me a present, good job” Today, it started today.