Buzz·Posted on Mar 5, 201921 Mom Tweets From 2019 That Shouldn't Be This Funny"If you don't have a favorite stall in the local Target bathroom, are you even a mom?"by Asia McLainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail We rounded up some of the funniest recent mom tweets we could find, and they prove motherhood is equal parts amazing, exhausting, and hilarious: 1. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom A friend wanted to know what it’s like to be a mom, so I busted down her bathroom door while she was taking a shower so I could tell her that I’m thinking about changing the name of one of my stuffed animals. 02:03 AM - 21 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder My kids are the reason I breathe; they’re also the reason I swear, cry, yell, and eat waaay more carbs than I probably should. 01:17 PM - 23 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 I feel like I’d be a much better parent if I didn’t have to do it every day. 10:50 PM - 25 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Burning Mom @MomOnFire I found these stashed under my daughter’s pillow. My God, what is she planning? 04:47 PM - 20 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Marcy G @BunAndLeggings I don't like to point fingers, but sometimes I really want to point my middle finger at the 1yo. 06:28 PM - 21 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets @gfishandnuggets My 5-year-old just told me that turtles are slow because they carry their houses on their backs, and I feel like this is a solid analogy for parenthood. 01:33 AM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 Hearing a toddler say “uh oh” from a different room: cheaper than joining a gym and just as effective a workout 12:40 PM - 01 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Mummy 🤦🏼♀️ @ThatMummyLife I woke up with this horrible, debilitating pain in my neck this morning and I have no idea what’s causing it. *remembers having kids* Oh. 02:25 AM - 21 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Katie @good_one_rick If you don’t have a favorite stall in the local Target bathroom are you even a mom? 11:04 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets @gfishandnuggets 5: Let’s play house, mommy. You be the baby. I’ll be the mommy. Me: OK 5: It’s night-night time. Go to sleep, baby! Me: *Kicks, screams, fusses* 5: This isn’t how the game goes, mommy. I’m the mommy, so you have to listen. Me: Oh, honey, this is *exactly* how the game goes. 10:48 PM - 02 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Accidental Super Mom @AcciSuperMom As a parent, you do everything humanly possible to shield your children from Caillou. But they will find him. They will always find him. 02:19 PM - 18 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 What a parent’s bucket list looks like: 3. Drink hot coffee 2. Shower without kids banging on the door 1. Pee alone 04:13 PM - 09 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Chaos & Quiet @chaosandquiet My toddler just sang, “Clean up, clean up, everybody do my share” and truer words have never been spoken. 02:54 AM - 21 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. SpacedMom @copymama Me watching the Oscars: Haven’t seen it. Haven’t seen it. Haven’t seen it. Me watching the Kids’ Choice Awards: TEEN TITANS GO WAS ROBBED 02:03 AM - 25 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara I just grabbed a glass out of the cupboard, went to the sink and turned on the faucet. And then started to walk away without filling the glass. I’m responsible for raising children. 05:54 PM - 22 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. li’l slaps @skwunt Me: Hey kid what do you want for dinner? 8: Do you have cheese? Me: yes 8: Do you have ham? Me: yes 8: Do you have bread and mayo? Me: YES 8: I want spaghetti 11:39 PM - 09 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Mom Jeans @momjeansplease Last night at dinner, my son told me I was pretty completely unprompted. This morning at breakfast my daughter called me a poop stain... completely unprompted. You win some you lose some I guess. 08:19 PM - 21 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder My deepest fear: 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. My kids open the lid of our trashcan and discover what I’ve been doing with all of their art projects. 02:13 PM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder There just aren’t enough songs about moms folding laundry and slowly losing their minds. 06:45 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Mummy 🤦🏼♀️ @ThatMummyLife Survivor: SAHM. People without children spend 40 days raising kids. Whoever makes it through alive...wins nothing. You’re welcome @JeffProbst 02:23 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Welcome to parenthood. You have a favorite closet to hide & eat your snacks in now. 11:42 PM - 23 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF