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This grandma, who's always looking out:
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This grandma, who is one with the times:
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This grandma, who knows you better than you know yourself:
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This grandma, who has the cutest nicknames for her grandchildren:
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This grandma, who may have misunderstood:
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And this grandma, whose birthday wishes come with a history lesson:
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This grandma, who always has a witty quip on deck:
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This grandma, who won't let you miss a picturesque scene:
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This grandma, who knows how to get your attention:
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This grandma, who really doesn't like this carpet:
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This grandma, who basically wants your life:
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And this grandma, who knows that life isn't always fair:
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This grandma, who has a cold-blooded request:
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This grandma, who's all about the turn-up:
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This grandma, who is hilariously cryptic:
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This grandma, who is like a broken record:
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And this grandma, who will see your sarcasm and raise you the savagery you deserve: