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This pregnant woman, who knows exactly what to compare her pregnancy to:
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This pregnant woman, who has given up on the self affirmations:
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This pregnant woman, who wants her snacks covered:
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This pregnant woman, who's like, "ah well, fuck it."
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And this pregnant woman, who has lost count of just how pregnant she is:
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This pregnant woman, who needs a little legal advice:
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This pregnant woman, who saw her due date come and go:
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This pregnant woman, whose sacrifice wasn't appreciated:
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This pregnant woman, whose emails are totally taunting her:
10.
This pregnant woman, who is trying to find the bright side:
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This pregnant woman, who is totally doing the math:
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And this pregnant woman, whose frustration is so millennial it hurts:
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This pregnant woman, who just heard the worst news ever:
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This pregnant woman, who is side-eyeing her middle school teacher right about now:
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And this pregnant woman, who is basically all of us at 42 weeks pregnant.
