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1. We NEED to get a kitten to keep illegally in our apartment.
2. Let's just tape over the smoke detector.
3. I can definitely take one more shot before we leave.
4. I should cut my own bangs!!
5. I can totally get away with wearing this shirt for another day.
6. I can drink on antibiotics.
7. Sure, invite your friends over. The RA will never hear us.
8. Oh, I don't need to wear flip flops in the shower.
9. But I should wear them outside.
10. Know what Moms love? Drunk dials.
11. I can afford to drop $2,000 on Spring Break.
12. I can cook this in the microwave
13. I don't need to go to health services.
14. This takeout is still good.
15. I should hook up with my neighbor.
16. And the internet is more important than studying.
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