Response to 28 Things You Will Only See At Planet Fitness:
Pay $19 more to be sucked in for 18 months rather than pay $10 per month — but hey, there’s free pizza!
When I do find a pair of pants that actually fits, I have to stock up — they’re so hard to find! Also, my friends’ favorite song for me is Honky Tonk Badonkadonk. Appropriate.
Response to 50 Incredible Tattoos Inspired By Books:
“Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you!” is on my ribs… part of the epigraph of The Great Gatsby.
The #6 slip and slide gif is amazing.