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    • ashleyd57

      We both go to the same college (~500 people) but had never interacted. In typical hippie fashion me and my friend were going to the campus farm one day to use the cider press and make apple cider and he was there already making his own cider. Having never talked to this kid I was a bit surprised when his first statement to me after seeing my Massachusetts license plate was “Ashley I didn’t know you were a masshole too!” He invited us to a party at a mutual friends house later that night. Guess calling someone an asshole does work as a pickup line.

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