1. You're a pro at walking backwards.
2. You "join" "fraternities," you don't "rush" "frats"
3. You know where all the poles on campus are.
4. "The school abides by the legal drinking age in this state, which is 21."
5. More people tell you Happy Birthday when it's not your birthday, than when it actually is.
6. You have canned jokes that hardly anyone ever laughs at.
7. You know how to eliminate "like" and "um" from your sentences
8. You know everything about the school and like to tell people about it.
9. You're really good at making up answers to questions you don't know the answer to.
10. You know how to nod a smile politely when people tell you their life story.
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