When I was little, I won a DVD copy of the movie Sleepover in a hula hooping contest hosted by Radio Disney at ShopRite. Ahh, the memories.
Now, looking back on all the nonsensical bat-shit events that I partook in, I was inspired to do something revolutionary — rewatch Sleepover as an adult, and share my thoughts with all of you.
1.They open up in a high school and the teacher's lookin' good as hail?
2.Wait OK, my high school didn't do all that "oooOoO last day of school, let's throw the papers in the air" thing. Why didn't we do that?
3.HOLD THE PHONE. She just said junior high... JUNIOR HIGH. I thought these girls were in *high school*. Oh this is going to be gewwwwWWD.
4.Two words: Brie. Larson.
5.Honestly she probably got cast after her performance as the ~background bitch~ in 13 Going on 30. Girl's got talent.
6.But her POTTY mouth! I just... not even two minutes in and she's already being extremely rude to poor Yancy.
8.Ahhh, young Even Peters. Never knew why they called him SpongeBob. Was that like a side promo for SpongeBob? What is real anymore?
9.Jane Lynch as Gabby Corky is delusional. I thought it then and am thinking it now. Mom, if your reading this, pay attention.
10.JULIE CORKY is ME. Sarcasm, spice, and everything nice.
11.Reasons why Julie's mom is controlling and needs to be stopped:
12.Now, Julie's dad? What a keeper. Hilarious. A gem amongst Cubic Zirconium.
13."Blue!" "Our house is having a boy?" lol
14.Yeah I did most of these things at sleepovers, but never understood the frozen bra thing. Like even now, what do you do with it? Put it on?
15.Ok you gotta give Staci mad props for saying no to sexual pressure, hitting the dbag with the savage "JV" subtweet, and then not shedding a *single* tear when her boyfriend ditched her in the middle of a field.
16.I almost fell off my chair seeing Steve Carell in his Patroltec git up interrogating the girl's about their Coca Cola.
17.Imagine this mustache guy shining a light on you in the middle of your teen sleepover and his name tag says "Shiner". Yeesh.
18.She's freakin' YANCY, Staci. Don't get it twisted.
19.Staci, gurl, I will take these studs outta my ears if you talk smack about Yancy one more time. Neat-o is the new fetch!
20.*cue fashion montage, despite having no prior experience in specialty studies pertaining to fashion*
21.Ren, you're going to let some rando boys creep into your sister's room and touch her bras? Lock Lock Lock.