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Which Middle-Earth Character Are You?

Battle like a wizard, drink like a dwarf, live like a hobbit.

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  1. 1. Pick a sin.

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    Gluttony
    Greed
    Pride
    Sloth
    Wrath
    Lust
    Envy
  2. 2. Pick an accessory.

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  3. 3. Pick a superpower.

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    The ability to communicate with plants
    Mind-reading
    The ability to talk to animals
    Invisibility
    The ability to travel at hyperspeed
    Omnipotence
    The ability to convince mythical creatures to hang out with you
  4. 4. Pick a snack.

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  5. 5. It's Saturday night! What are you doing?

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    Drinking, dancing, and eating with friends at your local bar
    Perfecting the art of the smoke ring
    Online shopping
    Taking a quiet, contemplative nature walk
    Partying on your yacht
    Plotting the triumph of evil over good
    Writing a song
  6. 6. Choose your dream home.

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  7. 7. How do you handle conflict?

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    Strategically, with organized violence if necessary
    With an axe
    Calmly and confidently — you've done this like a million time before
    By pushing loved ones away and going solo
    By talking it out — a long and thorough conversation — with someone through something similar
    By getting bossy and giving orders
    You don't "handle" conflict. You are conflict.
  8. 8. Which of these dogs really speaks to you?

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  9. 9. Choose your dream job.

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    Cirque du Soleil performer
    Owner of a microbrewery
    Evil overlord
    Traveling salesman
    Banker
    President of the United States
    Marijuana farmer
  10. 10. Pick a ring.

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Which Middle-Earth Character Are You?

You got: Dwarf

You're strong, brave, and loyal, with an appreciation for the finer things in life. You've also got an amazing head of hair. Sorry about the future of your entire people, though.

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You got: Human

So you aren't a mythical creature, but Middle-earth human is still a lot cooler than Regular-Earth human. You're industrious and ambitious, if a little preoccupied with power.

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You got: Hobbit

You enjoy simple pleasures-- good friends, food, and music-- in a relatively quiet life. You don't seek out adventure, but you don't shy away from it, either, and you're happy as long as your eating schedule isn't disrupted.

Hobbit
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You got: Elf

Congratulations, you're beautiful and immortal! Your long life has made you perceptive and insightful, and you've got a seemingly endless supply of energy. All of this is great for you, and possibly confusing to those around you.

Elf
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You got: Ent

You are very chill. The absolute chillest. You're contemplative, level-headed, and you'd rather not keep up with the fast pace of the modern world. You value your alone time, and it's not that you're antisocial per se, it's just that you prefer the company of trees over people.

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You got: Wizard

You are a bit of a loner. An unpredictable rogue. People are simultaneously intimidated and enchanted by your wisdom, power, and party tricks, which is why you tend to get a pass for all of your meddling. And you do a lot of meddling.

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You got: Sauron

There's a chance you might be an evil overlord seeking limitless power and worldwide destruction. Uh oh!

Sauron
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