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As of rn my only New Years resolution is to get rid of this hangover, and let me tell you, it is not going well
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My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that's okay with you guys?
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New Years resolution: exercise (my right to eat) more (tacos)
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Alternative new years resolution: screw people, get more cats.
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new years resolution: text everyone you know what kind of dog you want
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New Years resolution: try to worry less, fill that time with oh god what am I supposed to fill that time with this is already going terribly
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My 2016 resolution is to learn how to apply mascara the same way on both eyes
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As usual my New Years Resolution will be to annoy less grammar pedants.
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my news years resolution -wear less and go out more
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My resolution is that in 2016 I'll be a whole new and better person - more specifically Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
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my new year’s resolution is to get money
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My 2016 resolution is to be less of a Stephanie and more of a Gia.
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New Years resolution: pet more dogs in 2016 than I did in 2015
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My New Years resolution is to find out what "0% APR financing" means.
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new years resolution: learn more dark magic and use it to damn the souls of my foes
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My New Years resolution is for yall to mind your business more.
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New Year's Resolution: Limit my crying over sweet animal videos to three times a day.
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NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO EAT MORE FRUIT, DRINK MORE WATER, DO SOME SQUATS AND KEEP LOOKIN FLY AS HELL
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my new year spirit: - first day of the year doesn't count - whoops tomorrow is Saturday & Sunday - my resolution starts on 4 Jan I promise
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