There Is A Website That Will Write All Your Finals Essays For Free

    Research? Who needs it.

    EssayTyper knows that it's easy to forget about your many, many essays when finals (or midterms) time comes around.

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    Whatever your major...

    Whatever your topic...

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    The program uses "a patented combination of magic and wikipedia" to create the essays, according to its About page. All you have to do is write in a subject and type away! But for those seriously tempted, the creator warns, "Please don't ever try to use this legitimately. The magic part is not real... and that's plagiarism."