14 Reasons You Should Visit Your Local Sex Shop

    What are you waiting for?

    Oh, hey! Come on in!

    1. Right off the bat, the initial visit isn't nearly as scary as you think it will be.

    2. The employees are friendly, well informed, and endlessly helpful.

    3. This is good, because the inventory is likely to overwhelm even the most enlightened of consumers.

    4. But they also understand when you've got it covered, thankyouverymuch.

    5. Checking out the toys in person is more informative than browsing online, meaning you're more likely to pick out the right product for you.

    6. The experience is as much fun for the single shopper as it is for the attached.

    7. But going with your partner is an excellent way to bond.

    8. It has so much more than just big-ticket items.

    9. It has more varieties of condoms than you could ever imagine.

    10. It's a great alternative to lingerie shops, especially if you're looking for more kinky varieties.

    11. It's a surprisingly perfect spot for a girls' night out.

    12. Even if you don't buy anything, you'll at least leave with a few ideas for spicing things up in the bedroom.

    13. A lot of stores offer workshops, sometimes for free.

    14. It is one of the few 100% judgment-free zones in the world.