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18 Reasons You're Not A Team Player

You wish you were a team player. But actually, no, you do not wish that.

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1. You seem like a team player because you volunteer to do things! But if you're honest, it's partly because you know that other people will do it wrong.

4. You have nightmares where you accidentally join a fraternity or sorority and then you have to do all their group activities.

Which is worse: the hazing part of the nightmare, or the fact that you've aligned yourself with a bunch of dorks who think this is a cool idea?

10. "You're all going to follow a trend? You want me to follow it with you? Oh, that's all right, I'm good, you guys go ahead without me."

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