Which Grimms' Fairy Tale Princess Are You?
Your parents promised you to a witch in exchange for some root vegetables. That witch locked you up in a tower, where you lived for all your formative years. Honestly, it seems like you have a lot of serious psychological issues, but at least you're super hot. You're also down for extramarital sex with a handsome prince. Get it, girl.
Your dad is a total absentee parent. For most of your adolescence, you were covered in ashes all the time because your stepmother made you sleep in the fireplace. Luckily for you, you cried so much that a tree grew, and a magical bird lives in it who will help you get out of that bad situation and get his buddies to peck out your stepsisters' eyes. You are a boss on the dance floor.
You are a princess who's been a certified hottie since the age of 7 — you'd even be hot as a corpse. Because you're such a knockout, people are pretty nice to you, but you make a certain someone really jealous (but don't trip, you'll eventually murder her). You have a bad habit of buying food from unlicensed vendors.
Some people are embarrassed by their parents, but your parents' bad manners almost kill you. Because they didn't invite a lady to a party, she cursed you. You have a lot of great qualities — namely, you're virtuous and beautiful and rich. Dudes would literally die just to see you, so that's cool I guess. Sorry about your lame parents.