You've probably heard of Elf on the Shelf. You know that "sweet" and "adorable" toy that is always ~watching~ you.
Backstage at KROQ's Almost Acoustic Christmas in Los Angeles, we had musicians name everyone's favorite creepy AF elf.
Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy named him after one of the greats.
James Bay gave him a proper name, with a silent "P".
Bastille added a new member to the lineup.
Elle King's new friend sat upon her head.
Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness went the adorable route.
Aaron Bruno of AWOLNATION decided to share his own name.
Nick Bockrath (Cage The Elephant) went the "A Christmas Story" route.
Daniel Tichenor (Cage The Elephant) gave him a sweet and appropriate name.
Jared Champion (Cage The Elephant) might have been inspired by a "Star Wars" droid.
Brad Shultz (Cage The Elephant) gave him a nifty little rhyme.
Cage The Elephant singer, Matt Shultz went for the whimsical.
Yannis of Foals made him an entertainer.
Foals drummer, Jack, threw his elf in the running.
Foals bassist, Walter, went found a fitting name for the cute (but creepy) elf.
Foals guitarist, Jimmy, went for "the creepiest name I know".
Of Monsters And Men gave love to their new Icelandic buddy.
X Ambassadors gave a nod to their tour manager.
Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco kept it simple.
The Struts went from practical...
...to still practical...
...to a self-evaluation...
...to what we're all thinking, really.
