You've been late to work because a plate was blocking your door.You were once starving and exhausted, and before you could make a decision, you died.The joke, "Ba harmy plutarch," gets you every time.You've kissed someone else two minutes into conversation.You've gotten into a relationship literally five minutes after meeting someone.You've gotten engaged 10 minutes after meeting someone.You've gotten married 15 minutes after meeting someone.And you've had a child with this person by the second date.You wear the same outfit everyday.You've gotten a job promotion on the first day of your job.You've become a doctor simply because you are very logical.You've glitched before and started swimming through the ground.You've had a child and immediately got your rock solid body back right after birth.You have absolutely no boobs at all.Or you have boobs the size of traffic cones.Your clothes have glitched, and you ended up going to work completely in the nude.You've had a bad experience with a vampire and received a negative moodlet from it.You've let a vampire suck your blood for nutrients.Your hairstyle never changes.And your hairstyle stays flawless in all weather conditions.Someone you know has been abducted by aliens.You've been abducted by aliens.Your town has been hit by meteors before.You have a plumbob above your head at all times.
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