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How Much Like A Sim Are You Actually?

Does "ba harmy plutarch" get you every time?

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  1. Electronic Arts / Anna Kopsky
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    You've been late to work because a plate was blocking your door.
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    You were once starving and exhausted, and before you could make a decision, you died.
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    The joke, "Ba harmy plutarch," gets you every time.
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    You've kissed someone else two minutes into conversation.
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    You've gotten into a relationship literally five minutes after meeting someone.
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    You've gotten engaged 10 minutes after meeting someone.
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    You've gotten married 15 minutes after meeting someone.
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    And you've had a child with this person by the second date.
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    You wear the same outfit everyday.
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    You've gotten a job promotion on the first day of your job.
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    You've become a doctor simply because you are very logical.
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    You've glitched before and started swimming through the ground.
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    You've had a child and immediately got your rock solid body back right after birth.
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    You have absolutely no boobs at all.
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    Or you have boobs the size of traffic cones.
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    Your clothes have glitched, and you ended up going to work completely in the nude.
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    You've had a bad experience with a vampire and received a negative moodlet from it.
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    You've let a vampire suck your blood for nutrients.
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    Your hairstyle never changes.
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    And your hairstyle stays flawless in all weather conditions.
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    Someone you know has been abducted by aliens.
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    You've been abducted by aliens.
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    Your town has been hit by meteors before.
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    You have a plumbob above your head at all times.

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